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Apologies for the double post, but this might be the single greatest paragraph in a results recap I've ever read
"We are back and Maria is still waiting for her ice cream and pickles. Mike brings the ice cream and Maria says that food would make her fat. Maria wants to know if she was not pregnant, if Mike would impregnate her. Mike says he would impregnate her right now if she wasn’t pregnant. Maria tells Mike she will not let Mike impregnate her again and she says Mike might not even be the father."
"We are back and Maria is still waiting for her ice cream and pickles. Mike brings the ice cream and Maria says that food would make her fat. Maria wants to know if she was not pregnant, if Mike would impregnate her. Mike says he would impregnate her right now if she wasn’t pregnant. Maria tells Mike she will not let Mike impregnate her again and she says Mike might not even be the father."
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I read this and the only implication I see is that Maria has been sleeping around, Mike doesn't know about it, and he's not gonna do shit about it. I do wonder if this is another installment of 'WWE tries to break up a real life couple by booking their marriage problems'NWK2000 wrote: ↑Jul 8th, '19, 23:12 Apologies for the double post, but this might be the single greatest paragraph in a results recap I've ever read
"We are back and Maria is still waiting for her ice cream and pickles. Mike brings the ice cream and Maria says that food would make her fat. Maria wants to know if she was not pregnant, if Mike would impregnate her. Mike says he would impregnate her right now if she wasn’t pregnant. Maria tells Mike she will not let Mike impregnate her again and she says Mike might not even be the father."
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Maria's been trying to get the "raving, Type-A bitch" character over on social media for a loooong time Plus Mike's delivery of "I would impregnate you RIGHT NOW...if you weren't already pregnant" is too comedic to be real. Like who could say that to partner they're in a loveless relationship with with a straight face?cero2k wrote: ↑Jul 9th, '19, 08:42I read this and the only implication I see is that Maria has been sleeping around, Mike doesn't know about it, and he's not gonna do shit about it. I do wonder if this is another installment of 'WWE tries to break up a real life couple by booking their marriage problems'NWK2000 wrote: ↑Jul 8th, '19, 23:12 Apologies for the double post, but this might be the single greatest paragraph in a results recap I've ever read
"We are back and Maria is still waiting for her ice cream and pickles. Mike brings the ice cream and Maria says that food would make her fat. Maria wants to know if she was not pregnant, if Mike would impregnate her. Mike says he would impregnate her right now if she wasn’t pregnant. Maria tells Mike she will not let Mike impregnate her again and she says Mike might not even be the father."
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I'm truly happy for Mox and his newfound freedom. But I'm going to miss moments like this, where slightly intoxicated Dean Ambrose gets interviewed awkwardly by his wife.
"I SAID Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, because I'm THINKING about the Rock n Roll Express and we're AT The Hall of Fame..."
"I SAID Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, because I'm THINKING about the Rock n Roll Express and we're AT The Hall of Fame..."
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Not sure if hypothetically better or worse than mine...
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I feel like mine just goes to show that I don’t really talk about anything but wrestling...
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Someone who is convinced children can save a marriage. It happens. That’s how I have two cousins.NWK2000 wrote: ↑Jul 9th, '19, 09:39Maria's been trying to get the "raving, Type-A bitch" character over on social media for a loooong time Plus Mike's delivery of "I would impregnate you RIGHT NOW...if you weren't already pregnant" is too comedic to be real. Like who could say that to partner they're in a loveless relationship with with a straight face?cero2k wrote: ↑Jul 9th, '19, 08:42I read this and the only implication I see is that Maria has been sleeping around, Mike doesn't know about it, and he's not gonna do shit about it. I do wonder if this is another installment of 'WWE tries to break up a real life couple by booking their marriage problems'NWK2000 wrote: ↑Jul 8th, '19, 23:12 Apologies for the double post, but this might be the single greatest paragraph in a results recap I've ever read
"We are back and Maria is still waiting for her ice cream and pickles. Mike brings the ice cream and Maria says that food would make her fat. Maria wants to know if she was not pregnant, if Mike would impregnate her. Mike says he would impregnate her right now if she wasn’t pregnant. Maria tells Mike she will not let Mike impregnate her again and she says Mike might not even be the father."
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Haha!Serujuunin wrote: ↑Jul 10th, '19, 21:39I feel like mine just goes to show that I don’t really talk about anything but wrestling...
“Hessel 2020- And yet, no IC title match for Extreme Rules”
Reiff 2020 - "I'm off today, I'll figure it out tomorrow. Cool?"
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Braddock 2020, I've got plans. Sorry
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Just found this old gem:
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Hold #712: ARM BAR!
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If this doesn't lead to a Forklift On A Pole Match then I guess it really is just Death and Taxes...Big Red Machine wrote: ↑Aug 3rd, '19, 19:38 https://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/art ... e-incident
Somehow this detail just makes it goofier.
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