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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » May 7th, '19, 09:07

Somebody posted a bunch of crazy Vince McMahon stories, a lot of which I hadn't heard. The man's legend is second only to Andre...

There's a ton more of these here...

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The "Vince Shit His Pants" one I'd heard before, and they left out the part where Vince chased Briscoe around with his soiled britches on a boom mic stand after the promo. Apparently Triple H tried to hold Briscoe down and Briscoe shot on him!

They're probably not as funny as I think they are, but I lost my shit at having Coachman fake arrested by real cops and never really found it. It set the tone for this ride. Fuck Coachman.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » May 7th, '19, 09:48

The only one of these I had heard before was the Coach one. Pritchard mentions it in his RF shoot. Apparently it was just a new spin on an old territorial rib. The whole reason they were able to do it was because the show was somewhere in the Carolinas so you had a bunch of people like Flair and Arn around who had known the police chief there for years. If I remember right, they got Coach into the cop car and then handed him the paper with the "warrant," with Vince or Pat or JR or someone like that being listed as the issuing judge.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » May 7th, '19, 12:03

I can imagine Vince McMahon shaving methodically and laughing and throwing insults the whole time...
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by NWK2000 » May 7th, '19, 12:12

Are we going to talk about how Jericho's new gimmick is basically Wario?
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » May 7th, '19, 12:43

NWK2000 wrote:
May 7th, '19, 12:12
Are we going to talk about how Jericho's new gimmick is basically Wario?
you mean because he claims he is going to win? isn't that like all of wrestling?

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by NWK2000 » May 7th, '19, 14:36

cero2k wrote:
May 7th, '19, 12:43
NWK2000 wrote:
May 7th, '19, 12:12
Are we going to talk about how Jericho's new gimmick is basically Wario?
you mean because he claims he is going to win? isn't that like all of wrestling?
I don't remember it being a catchphrase.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » May 7th, '19, 15:34

NWK2000 wrote:
May 7th, '19, 14:36
cero2k wrote:
May 7th, '19, 12:43
NWK2000 wrote:
May 7th, '19, 12:12
Are we going to talk about how Jericho's new gimmick is basically Wario?
you mean because he claims he is going to win? isn't that like all of wrestling?
I don't remember it being a catchphrase.
not a catchphrase, more like the underlying point of every single promo in history

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by NWK2000 » May 7th, '19, 15:47

cero2k wrote:
May 7th, '19, 15:34
NWK2000 wrote:
May 7th, '19, 14:36
cero2k wrote:
May 7th, '19, 12:43


you mean because he claims he is going to win? isn't that like all of wrestling?
I don't remember it being a catchphrase.
not a catchphrase, more like the underlying point of every single promo in history
But....Jericho clearly is making it one. He wouldn't have screamed it if that's not what he wanted to people to remember to it.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » May 14th, '19, 11:56

that opening skit


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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » May 14th, '19, 14:02

cero2k wrote:
May 14th, '19, 11:56
that opening skit

Meh. The joke was obvious, has been made a bunch of times before, and does those wrestlers the disservice of treating them like Hogan-esque "in it to make money" wrestlers rather than artists who want to perform their art.
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Post by cero2k » May 14th, '19, 15:19

Big Red Machine wrote:
May 14th, '19, 14:02


Meh. The joke was obvious, has been made a bunch of times before, and does those wrestlers the disservice of treating them like Hogan-esque "in it to make money" wrestlers rather than artists who want to perform their art.
if only Gabe had booked it, i'd get a laugh out of you

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » May 14th, '19, 15:32

cero2k wrote:
May 14th, '19, 15:19
Big Red Machine wrote:
May 14th, '19, 14:02


Meh. The joke was obvious, has been made a bunch of times before, and does those wrestlers the disservice of treating them like Hogan-esque "in it to make money" wrestlers rather than artists who want to perform their art.
if only Gabe had booked it, i'd get a laugh out of you
Gabe would have been smart enough to not book it.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » May 14th, '19, 15:47

Big Red Machine wrote:
May 14th, '19, 15:32

Gabe would have been smart enough to not book it.
true, he's smart enough to not infuriate his overlord

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » May 14th, '19, 16:43

cero2k wrote:
May 14th, '19, 15:47
Big Red Machine wrote:
May 14th, '19, 15:32

Gabe would have been smart enough to not book it.
true, he's smart enough to not infuriate his overlord
Even when he didn't have an overlord, he got the need for cheap-shots out of his system rather quickly. He learned it doesn't actually help you.

The point is that they are making a joke that everyone has been making for at least a week now (just look at the preceding post). But people are laughing like it's still funny because they're marks for the source. Meltzer putting it over the way he did feels like proof to me that he lives in his own version of the wrestling bubble.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » May 14th, '19, 16:49

Big Red Machine wrote:
May 14th, '19, 16:43

Even when he didn't have an overlord, he got the need for cheap-shots out of his system rather quickly. He learned it doesn't actually help you.

The point is that they are making a joke that everyone has been making for at least a week now (just look at the preceding post). But people are laughing like it's still funny because they're marks for the source. Meltzer putting it over the way he did feels like proof to me that he lives in his own version of the wrestling bubble.
everyone lives in their own version of the wrestling bubble. People laugh at it because they found it funny, just like you found the comic version funnier, and like some people don't find any of it funny because WWE is in the right.

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by NWK2000 » May 14th, '19, 16:53

Big Red Machine wrote:
May 14th, '19, 16:43
cero2k wrote:
May 14th, '19, 15:47
Big Red Machine wrote:
May 14th, '19, 15:32

Gabe would have been smart enough to not book it.
true, he's smart enough to not infuriate his overlord
Even when he didn't have an overlord, he got the need for cheap-shots out of his system rather quickly. He learned it doesn't actually help you.

The point is that they are making a joke that everyone has been making for at least a week now (just look at the preceding post). But people are laughing like it's still funny because they're marks for the source. Meltzer putting it over the way he did feels like proof to me that he lives in his own version of the wrestling bubble.
I feel like there are people in this world who enjoy being mad about the backstage drama more than they enjoy inside the ring content, and Meltzer marks fall into that category.
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