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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Dec 17th, '18, 10:43

cero2k wrote:
Dec 17th, '18, 09:25
KILLdozer wrote:
Dec 16th, '18, 23:25

Ha. Rousey is horrible with everyone ever. Send him back and I'll be here when he returns to try again.
wait, have you been thinking Rousey was a dude all this time? no wonder you hate her, she's vanilla midget size
Noooo, that idiot who actually had somerhing good to say about her. Send HIM back to come back with another attempt.


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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Dec 17th, '18, 22:21

From this week's Raw:

Graves: Gran Metalik was given that mask when he was born so that his mother would stop crying.
Cole: Call Jerry "The King" Lawler up and get some new material, Corey.
Graves: To be fair, I think that was from a video game.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Dec 20th, '18, 19:19

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So according to the big story at the bottom there, Pirata Morgan Jr. stole a bunch of money from the locker room. Obviously crime isn't funny... but this does make it a little bit funny.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Dec 21st, '18, 08:23

*Andrade Coen Almas and Zelina Vega are not and never were on Raw.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Dec 21st, '18, 08:27

KILLdozer wrote:
Dec 21st, '18, 08:23
*Andrade Coen Almas and Zelina Vega are not and never were on Raw.
The concept is the same.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Dec 21st, '18, 08:42

Big Red Machine wrote:
Dec 21st, '18, 08:27
KILLdozer wrote:
Dec 21st, '18, 08:23
*Andrade Coen Almas and Zelina Vega are not and never were on Raw.
The concept is the same.
Somewhat....but how can one be kicked off the....RAW SHIP...

Oh you know what...it's too early...excuche mi!...coffee to attend to.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Dec 21st, '18, 09:59

KILLdozer wrote:
Dec 21st, '18, 08:42

Somewhat....but how can one be kicked off the....RAW SHIP...

Oh you know what...it's too early...excuche mi!...coffee to attend to.
it's a blue ship, it obviously belongs to Smackdown

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » Jan 16th, '19, 06:53

Forbes taking shots at The Three Star General

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jan 16th, '19, 09:31

Bob-O wrote:
Jan 16th, '19, 06:53
Forbes taking shots at The Three Star General

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Well... it's not an inaccurate statement.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jan 16th, '19, 09:31

Bob-O wrote:
Jan 16th, '19, 06:53
Forbes taking shots at The Three Star General

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Well... it's not an inaccurate statement.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » Jan 19th, '19, 20:29

I did one of these for an NXT TakeOver a few months ago, shamelessly stealing the idea from Reddit User AdamHoleBayBay who writes them for almost every WWE PPV. His "Worst Possible Royal Rumble" made me laugh so hard I farted (true story).

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jan 19th, '19, 23:58

Bob-O wrote:
Jan 19th, '19, 20:29
I did one of these for an NXT TakeOver a few months ago, shamelessly stealing the idea from Reddit User AdamHoleBayBay who writes them for almost every WWE PPV. His "Worst Possible Royal Rumble" made me laugh so hard I farted (true story).

Eh. Yours from TakeOver was MUCH funnier.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » Jan 20th, '19, 10:40

Big Red Machine wrote:
Jan 19th, '19, 23:58
Eh. Yours from TakeOver was MUCH funnier.
Thanks! I try to keep a little continuity where this guy strings together random jokes. I was actually surprised he kept with the 'Nia stuck in the ring' thing... normally he wouldn't mention it again.

I lost it at Kairi Sane winning the Women's Rumble with a gun... completely corpsed at Corbin eliminating Omega immediately. Rey entering the Rumble 14 times and Rhonda picking Sasha up by the nipples 4... I had to share.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jan 27th, '19, 17:14



Making fun of a lame crowd sign and plugging an author he likes at the same time. More evidence that Lance Storm is the smartest person in all of wrestling.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jan 27th, '19, 17:17

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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