The Funny Wrestling Topic

[Big Red Machine]

From this week's Raw:

Graves: Gran Metalik was given that mask when he was born so that his mother would stop crying.
Cole: Call Jerry "The King" Lawler up and get some new material, Corey.
Graves: To be fair, I think that was from a video game.

[Big Red Machine]

http://www.thecubsfan.com/cmll/2018/10/ ... nt-page-1/


So according to the big story at the bottom there, Pirata Morgan Jr. stole a bunch of money from the locker room. Obviously crime isn't funny... but this does make it a little bit funny.

[Big Red Machine]

https://botchedspot.com/blog/comic/u-s-s-raw/

[KILLdozer]

https://botchedspot.com/blog/comic/u-s-s-raw/

*Andrade Coen Almas and Zelina Vega are not and never were on Raw.

[Big Red Machine]

https://botchedspot.com/blog/comic/u-s-s-raw/

*Andrade Coen Almas and Zelina Vega are not and never were on Raw.

The concept is the same.

[KILLdozer]

https://botchedspot.com/blog/comic/u-s-s-raw/

*Andrade Coen Almas and Zelina Vega are not and never were on Raw.

The concept is the same.

Somewhat....but how can one be kicked off the....RAW SHIP...

Oh you know what...it's too early...excuche mi!...coffee to attend to.

[cero2k]

Somewhat....but how can one be kicked off the....RAW SHIP...

Oh you know what...it's too early...excuche mi!...coffee to attend to.

it's a blue ship, it obviously belongs to Smackdown

[cero2k]

[Big Red Machine]

https://botchedspot.com/blog/comic/shre ... wrestlers/

[Bob-O]

Forbes taking shots at The Three Star General

[Big Red Machine]

Forbes taking shots at The Three Star General

Well... it's not an inaccurate statement.

[Big Red Machine]

Forbes taking shots at The Three Star General

Well... it's not an inaccurate statement.

[Bob-O]

I did one of these for an NXT TakeOver a few months ago, shamelessly stealing the idea from Reddit User AdamHoleBayBay who writes them for almost every WWE PPV. His "Worst Possible Royal Rumble" made me laugh so hard I farted (true story).

[Big Red Machine]

I did one of these for an NXT TakeOver a few months ago, shamelessly stealing the idea from Reddit User AdamHoleBayBay who writes them for almost every WWE PPV. His "Worst Possible Royal Rumble" made me laugh so hard I farted (true story).

Eh. Yours from TakeOver was MUCH funnier.

[Bob-O]

Eh. Yours from TakeOver was MUCH funnier.

Thanks! I try to keep a little continuity where this guy strings together random jokes. I was actually surprised he kept with the 'Nia stuck in the ring' thing... normally he wouldn't mention it again.

I lost it at Kairi Sane winning the Women's Rumble with a gun... completely corpsed at Corbin eliminating Omega immediately. Rey entering the Rumble 14 times and Rhonda picking Sasha up by the nipples 4... I had to share.

[NWK2000]

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For some reason Tommy Dreamer's Twitter has devolved into a tribute to Oreo cookies when he's not promoting HOH.

[Big Red Machine]

Making fun of a lame crowd sign and plugging an author he likes at the same time. More evidence that Lance Storm is the smartest person in all of wrestling.

[Big Red Machine]

[Bob-O]

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