WWE Royal Rumble Bingo 2019

[XIV]

It's that time of year where the Royal Rumble will chuck up inevitable Kofi stay-ins, returns, debuts and other stuff!

So I figure we make Bingo out of it and tally up scores to see who wins it.

So as to be different to pick'ems, we will each name 7 (why 7? No idea, seems right) things that we expect will happen within the Royal Rumble, this could be anything like a return, or a debut, it can be an inevitable Cole quote like "X is building momentum" or someone points at the damn Wrestlemania sign. But for returns/debuts (incl. debuts from other rosters) do be specific with whose debut or return you mean.

[XIV]

Men's

1 - Sami Zayn returns
2 - An announcer says that the Royal Rumble is trending on Twitter
3 - A heel comically gets eliminated in under a minute
4 - The camera misses an elimination
5 - Titus O'Neil does something comedic to match last year's trip.
6 - R-Truth calls for a "Dance Break"
7 - An announcer says "What would headlining Wrestlemania mean to (insert wrestler name)"

Women's

1 - Surprise Entrant: Trish Stratus
2 - A starting participant lasts until the end
3 - Two women eliminated at the same time by Nia Jax
4 - Announcer says "Who's going to Wrestlemania!"
5 - Last two competitors have a stare down, both point to the Wrestlemania sign
6 - Carmella calls for a "Dance Break"
7 - Sasha Banks eliminates Bayley

[cero2k]

Men's
1. JBL spills out names of old wrestlers no one cares about
2. JBL enters the Rumble from the commentary table
3. Midmatch, the ring get cleared down to a couple of wrestlers
4. Small guy tries to face off a huge guy
5. R-truth gets taken out, someone replaces him
6. Michael Cole says "OHH MY" at a debut/return
7. A tag team guy eliminates their partner

Women's
1. Beth Phoenix enters the rumble from the commentary table
2. Io Shirai hits a moonsault
3. Commentary: "Everyone is trying to be part of the rumble"
4. Nia Jax Roar spot
5. Uncomfortably long crotch/ass camera shot
6. Commentary: "Road To Wrestlemania begins here"
7. Winner points at the WM sign

[Big Red Machine]

1. JBL spills out names of old wrestlers no one cares about

6. Michael Cole says "OHH MY" at a debut/return

Oh come on! That's like saying "the sky will be blue" Give us something that's a little less likely.

[Bob-O]

Men's
-Sami Returns
-Owens Returns
-Adam Cole Debuts
-Strowman dribbles Kallisto like a basket ball and shoots him into the 4th row, announce team reports new "distance record"
-I'll go with Lawler entering the Rumble from the announce position
-Ambrose eliminates himself
-Big E and Xavier bring a Ouija Board and Kofi Kingston levitates to avoid elimination

Women's
-Corey Graves says something negative about Sasha Banks
-Otis saves Alexa from elimination
-Otis causes Alexa's elimination
-Charlotte, Becky, Bayley, Sasha have a "mark out" moment
-6 women team up to eliminate Nia Jaks, Peyton Royce audibly heard saying "fat ass"
-Corey Graves asks Tom Phillips if he'll be entering this Rumble
-It will be called "Historic" although it is in fact not.

[cero2k]

-Charlotte, Becky, Bayley, Sasha have a "mark out" moment

aw man, should had mentioned the 'winner and last eliminated cry in the ring together as they hug, all the rest of the women's roster comes out to the ramp to applaud them"

it's a WWE staple at this point

[Big Red Machine]

Men's
1. Two giants face off
2. JBL enters the Rumble from the commentary table
3. Someone not in the match runs in and eliminates someone
4. A giant tosses a small wrestler over the top rope and they land on a pig pile of wrestlers on the floor
5. R-truth call for a dance break and gets eliminated during it
6. Owens & Zayn both return
7. Former partners work together temporarily

Women's
1. Beth Phoenix enters the rumble from the commentary table
2. Io Shirai hits a moonsault
3. Carmella calls for a dance break
4. Nia Jax Roar spot
5. Midmatch, the ring get cleared down to just two
6. One member of a team eliminates her comrade
7. Someone who lost a title match earlier in the night gets entered into the match anyway

[XIV]

Well... the results are in!

Men’s
XIV:
I was close on the Titus thing, but it wasn’t actually comedy. So I ended up will nil points!

Cero:
1 point! R-Truth was replaced, by Nia fucking Jax

Bob:
Nil points. Though, I may consider giving you half, because although Black threw the kick, Ambrose was three feet in and did basically have to eliminate himself.

BRM:
1 point. Predicted giant vs giant face off. Technically there were what I would consider as two face offs... Joe vs McIntyre & Braun vs Corbin

So a big draw between Cero and BRM in the men’s.

As for the Women’s

XIV:
I got nil points again. Not even close.

Cero:
Io Shirai hit a moonsaukt, there were two uncomfortably long crotch/ass camera shots (one on Ember Moon and one on Carmella) and then Becky pointed to the WM sign after winning. 3 points!

Bob-O:
Nothing. Nil. Not even close. Some were a bit far out though...

BRM
Again, Io Shirai hit the moonsault and Becky entered the match after losing her title match. So 2 points.

Winner, Cero!

Overall points...

XIV - 0
Bob-O - 0
BRM - 3
Cero - 4

[Bob-O]

Bob:
Nil points. Though, I may consider giving you half, because although Black threw the kick, Ambrose was three feet in and did basically have to eliminate himself.

-It will be called "Historic" although it is in fact not.

I would like to request reevaluation for another 0.25 of a point.

[XIV]

Bob:
Nil points. Though, I may consider giving you half, because although Black threw the kick, Ambrose was three feet in and did basically have to eliminate himself.

-It will be called "Historic" although it is in fact not.

I would like to request reevaluation for another 0.25 of a point.

It wasn’t during the match... so I’m gonna have to be a hard ass and say not granted...