The Never Ending Match game

[cero2k]

saw this on reddit. Come out with a never ending match and leave it open to who wins. He/She who answers with a finish sets the next never ending match.

first one:
John Cena vs The Undertaker in an I Quit match.

-The match takes place at Wrestlemania.
-The entire front row is made up of children wearing Cena gear.
-The Undertaker has indicated that he has no plans to retire following the match.
-1998 Era Bret Hart is the Special Guest Referee, and he's determined to make sure nobody gets screwed

WHO WINS?

[Big Red Machine]

Taker. It's freakin' Mania. Cena taps to Hell's Gate.

Late 80's Ric Flair vs. mid 2000's Bryan Danielson: Both the NWA and ROH Titles are on the line... 2 out of 3 falls... and there is no time limit.

[cero2k]

Late 80's Ric Flair vs. mid 2000's Bryan Danielson: Both the NWA and ROH Titles are on the line... 2 out of 3 falls... and there is no time limit.

Dragon takes the win 2-1. Flair's popularity gets him signed by McMahon and needs to drop the title before leaving to WWF.

90's ECW Spike Dudley vs ECW Early Mikey Whipwreck in a Last Man Standing Match

[RedSon]

mikey wins, stacks tables on top of spike and he fails to get out

early attitude era stone cold vs 07 john cena - no dq, submission match

[KILLdozer]

mikey wins, stacks tables on top of spike and he fails to get out

early attitude era stone cold vs 07 john cena - no dq, submission match

Cena wins by no contest when Vince fires Austin for crossing him too many times.

WCW Flock Raven V AOTF Jimmy Jacobs,Extreme rules.

[KILLdozer]

What the fuck happened here?

[cero2k]

What the f**k happened here?

same thing that always happens.

Anyway, Raven wins for ref stopping the match when Jacobs over bleeds to near death.

Otunga vs Big Dick Johnson in an inferno match

[Big Red Machine]

What the f**k happened here?

same thing that always happens.

Anyway, Raven wins for ref stopping the match when Jacobs over bleeds to near death.

Otunga vs Big Dick Johnson in an inferno match

Otunga wins when the oil all over Johnson catches fire.

David Otunga vs. Scott Steiner in a posedown.