Wish Corruptor

[Rabid619]

I wish The Great Khali would just leave wrestling altogether.

Granted! But on his way out he trips over himself and crushes everyone.

I wish they would explain the reason why Samoa Joe got kidnapped.

[Serujuunin]

I wish The Great Khali would just leave wrestling altogether.

Granted! But on his way out he trips over himself and crushes everyone.

I wish they would explain the reason why Samoa Joe got kidnapped.

Granted! Pope kidnapped him to be his secret lover and we are forced to sit through a Pope-Joe relationship on TNA TV.

I wish the WWE would start giving younger talent a legitimate push.

[Rabid619]

I wish the WWE would start giving younger talent a legitimate push.

Granted! A debut promo airs and all you hear is a rattle and a gurgling baby....

I wish TNA would stop signing every former WWE talent.

[Serujuunin]

I wish the WWE would start giving younger talent a legitimate push.

Granted! A debut promo airs and all you hear is a rattle and a gurgling baby....

I wish TNA would stop signing every former WWE talent.

Granted! Then Spike TV cancels them due to a "lack of star power".

I wish someone other than the Miz would carry the WWE title.

[Rabid619]

I wish someone other than the Miz would carry the WWE title.

Granted! That person is......Hornswoggle who debuts a new green WWE Championship and he no sells everything.

I wish WWE would use a more traditional WWE Championship belt.

[Serujuunin]

I wish someone other than the Miz would carry the WWE title.

Granted! That person is......Hornswoggle who debuts a new green WWE Championship and he no sells everything.

I wish WWE would use a more traditional WWE Championship belt.

Granted! They debut a new belt which is a piece of cow skin (fur still attached) and a flat piece of wood with WWE carved into it.

Dude, I forgot a wish the first time 'round.

I wish Melina would be released.

[Rabid619]

I wish Melina would be released.

Granted! John Morrison quits in protest. (Don't Kill Me!!! The voices inside my head told me to do this!!)

I wish Matt Striker was doing commentary on SmackDown again.

[Sassafras]

Granted. His partners are Vickie Guerrero and Randy Savage.

I wish Savage would be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

[kiel297]

I wish Savage would be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

Granted. They also bring him to Monday Night Raw, where he is a legitimate threat in the WWE title picture, and eventually gets a John Cena style run with the title.

I wish Randy Savage was the anonymous RAW GM

[Sassafras]

I wish Randy Savage was the anonymous RAW GM

GRANTED! He then lures Jay Lethal from TNA and makes him WWE CHampion on the first night.

I wish Jay Lethal would ACTUALLY come to the WWE.

[Rabid619]

I wish Jay Lethal would ACTUALLY come to the WWE.

Granted! Vince hears him speak and fires him on the spot because he sounds like Randy Savage.

I wish Stone Cold wasnt the referee for King vs Cole at WrestleMania.

[Sassafras]

GRANTED! He's replaced by the Jim Carrey, who coincidentally played Andy Kauffman in the movie about his life.

I wish the WWE would let CM Punk have an ACTUAL feud with another fellow indie legend.

[Rabid619]

I wish the WWE would let CM Punk have an ACTUAL feud with another fellow indie legend.

Granted! WWE releases both and they feud in the Indies.

I wish Kofi Kingston was NOT the Intercontinental Champion.

[Sassafras]

GRANTED! The strap goes on Rey Mysterio.

I wish Sin Cara would still be called Mistico.

[Rabid619]

I wish Sin Cara would still be called Mistico.

Granted! His name goes back to Mistico when WWE releases him within the next few weeks.

I wish JBL was doing commentary again.

[Serujuunin]

I wish Sin Cara would still be called Mistico.

Granted! His name goes back to Mistico when WWE releases him within the next few weeks.

I wish JBL was doing commentary again.

Granted! But he talks Vince into firing the entire rest of the commentary crew and insists on doing all the shows with his new mascot, a hand puppet.

I wish that ROH was on TV where I could watch it so I could see what all the fuss is about.

[Sassafras]

GRANTED! They switch to a "sports-entertainment" format and is no longer the same ROH you've heard all the fuss about.

I wish TNA would initiate a "youth movement", seeing as they steal every other idea the WWE has.

[Serujuunin]

GRANTED! They switch to a "sports-entertainment" format and is no longer the same ROH you've heard all the fuss about.

I wish TNA would initiate a "youth movement", seeing as they steal every other idea the WWE has.

Granted! They sign every young talent that the WWE ever rejected and clears the roster of any TNA originals and older WWE guys, including Anderson, Angle and anyone else they deem "too old"

EDIT: I keep forgetting to put wishes on these damn things...

I wish TNA would stop being sh*t.

[Rabid619]

I wish TNA would stop being sh*t.

Granted! They become piss..

I wish WWE would sign Shelton Benjamin back & push him.

[Serujuunin]

I wish TNA would stop being sh*t.

Granted! They become piss..

I wish WWE would sign Shelton Benjamin back & push him.

Granted! He becomes the new "Sexual Chocolate" and comes out dressed like a candy bar.

I wish they'd bring back Taboo Tuesday/Cyber Sunday or whatever it was called.