RAW Discussion 3/21

[Rabid619]

I dont really recall anything being announced from last week for tonight. I've heard a rumor about Randy Orton vs Rey Mysterio which im afraid maybe Orton no selling again then winning. That or Punk causing a DQ finish somehow.

Results:

Sheamus defeated Evan Bourne.
-Sheamus pinned Bourne after a Brogue Kick.

Eve defeated Maryse.
-Eve pinned Maryse.

Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater w/Wade Barrett & Ezekiel Jackson defeated Vladimir Kozlov & Santino Marella w/Tamina.
-Gabriel pinned Kozlov after a 450 Splash.

Vickie Guerrero, Laycool & Dolph Ziggler defeated John Morrison & Trish Stratus in an Intergender Handicap Match.
-Guerrero pinned Morrison after a Zig Zag from Ziggler.
-Originally started out as Morrison vs Ziggler but the RAW GM changed it midway through that match.

Rey Mysterio vs Randy Orton was a No Contest.
-Orton left during the match BUT there was no bell or anything.

[Rabid619]

Oh boy, Cole comes out to JRs music. He's got a gut, a cast and a bottle of im guessing BBQ sauce.

Haha, the crowd isnt booing....

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Cole with a JR impression. Over the top. Not finding this funny. Drawing MAJOR You Suck chants though.

[Rabid619]

Triple H is hear after not appearing last week....

STOP SAYING THE DAMN STREAK IS IN MORE JEOPARDY THAN EVER BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!

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STOP SAYING THE DAMN STREAK IS IN MORE JEOPARDY THAN EVER BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!

Just about to say this. I mean god, he's already beaten Hunter at 'Mania before.

[Rabid619]

Just about to say this. I mean god, he's already beaten Hunter at 'Mania before.

They're ignoring it which is stupid.

Combine Triple H & Undertaker's WM entrances and you kill 10 minutes of the show....EASY.

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HHH comes out with the save.... He looks 3 months pregnant lol... But he is laying down the law. Says Taker will be 18-1. Drawing some loud boo's mostly from 9 year old kids. And now this bum Ted Dibiase comes out.

[Rabid619]

So while they're kinda hinting that either Trips or Taker will retire but i dont think its a stip. Kinda lame if you ask me....

DiBiase?

[Rabid619]

Apparently he wants to face Triple H tonight. They fight.

Haha, they say Triple H is in the zone. I wonder if its the same zone that Orton goes to that apparently nobody else has?

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Ted Dibiase just died. Pedigree'd through the announce table. Some dude said put him in a bodybag lol.

And Rabid... this is the same zone lol

[Rabid619]

I guess Triple H is making up for the lack of broken tables in his absence.

He's pointing to Sting whos on the WM sign!!! I saw him!!!!

[Rabid619]

Sheamus is in the ring and he will face Evan Bourne. Bourne is going to be punished....

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Bourne v. Sheamus. I feel squash match.

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I guess Triple H is making up for the lack of broken tables in his absence.

He's pointing to Sting whos on the WM sign!!! I saw him!!!!

STING IS EVERYWHERE

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BROGUE KICK! BROGUE KICK!!!! Although I wanted to see High Cross afterwards.

[Rabid619]

Mere minutes. Sheamus wins with the Brogue kick.

[Rabid619]

Bryan wants to get his rematch at WrestleMania. Sheamus blasts him....

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YES!!!!!! Sheamus kicks What's his face Bryan's head off!!!!

[Rabid619]

Mysterio vs Orton tonight. I'd rather see Punk vs Mysterio. Orton is gonna no sell everything just like usual.

[Rabid619]

Orton being interviewed by that new guy who was on Superstars. Orton goes from being a normal face who seems like a nice guy until he talks about punting New Nexus.

God i love Eve. =p~ =p~ =p~ =p~