CHIKARA King of Trios 2016 Night 1 2 3 FULL Results

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CHIKARA King of Trios 2016 Night 1 2 3 FULL Results

Post by cero2k » Sep 6th, '16, 10:46

Night 1:
1) Major League Moustache (Dasher Hatfield, Trent Seven & Tyler Bate) def. The Batiri (Kobald, Obariyon & Kodama). Moustache Mountain connected Piledriver & Brainbuster double move to Kodama and Tyler pinned him.

2) United Nations (Juan Francisco de Coronado, Proletorian Boar of Moldova & Prakash Sabar) def. Team Police Squad (Officer Warren Barkslade, Super Cop Dick Justice & Detective Bill Carr). Juan did Officer submit w/ Standing Cloverleaf.

3) Team Colony (Fire Ant, Silver Ant & Soldier Ant) def. the Submission Squad (Davey Vega, Gary Jay & Pierre Abernathy). Fire Ant pinned Vega after The Colony connected the Antapult. SS replaced Team Big Deal because Swoggle was unable to compete for a medical urgency - don't worry, he's fine.

4) Original Divas Revolution (Victoria, Jazz & Mickie James) def. Team Shimmer (Solo Darling, "Crazy" Mary Dobson & Candice LaRae). Victoria pinned Dobson after the Widow's Peak.

5) HeXed Men (Hallowicked, Jigsaw & Icarus) def. Just a Lot of Ants (Worker Ant, Bullet Ant & Missile Assault Man). Hallowicked connected the Never Wake Up into Bullet Ant. Arctic Rescue Ant became Bullet Ant - now greish look with a red cross aim pointer - and Jigsaw revealed as the Betrayer/final member of the heXed Men.

6) Team JWP (Hanako Nakamori, Manami Katsu & Command Bolshoi) def. The Snake Portal (Ophidian, Amasis & Argus). Hanako pinned Amasis.

7) Team Sendai (Cassandra Miyagi, DASH Chisako & Meiko Satomura) def. Love N_R_G (Heidi Lovelace, Hype Rockwell & Race Jackson). Satoruma connected the Death Valley Driver into Race.

8) Warrios Three (Princess Kimber Lee, Oleg The Usurper & ThunderFrog) def. Team #CWC (Johnny Gargano, Cedric Alexander & Drew Gulak). Oleg connected the Off w/ his head to Cedric to win the Main Event. Team #CWC tried at the beginning of the match to lift Frog's Hammer of Peace but they aren't worthy. And other shenanigans from NXT/WWE.

Night 2:
1) Deonna Purrazzo def. Crazy Mary Dobson with a step-over roll-up and her feet.

2) KOT: HeXed Men def. Major League Moustache after Wicked twisted Dasher's mask sideways and hit him with Never Wake Up.

3) Mark Angelosetti def. Missile Assault Man with the Colossal Bomb
Before the next match, Abominous Rex turned up in street attire via a side entrance. He grabbed Vlad in the ring and unmasked to reveal Max Smashmaster. Max threatened to break Vlad's jaw unless Quack gave him his job back. Quack tried to talk him down, but Max kept screaming at him to give him his job back, while insisting, "I'm a reasonable man!" Princess Kimberlee came out, and told Quack "Reinstate him, so I can finish what HE started." (Referring to attacking her back at the start of the season.) Quack agreed, and Max left out the side entrance as Oleg and Thunderfrog came out.

4) KOT: Warriors Three def. Team Original Divas Revolution after Kimberlee pinned Mickie James with a German Suplex.

5) RDV: Frightmare def. Tony Nese, Candice LaRae, Space Monkey. Monkey was first gone with a Nese pumphandle reverse piledriver. LaRae was next after Instant Death from Frightmare. Nese was last after a Kneecolepsy.

6) KOT: Team JWP def. The United Nations after Bolshoi reversed the Coronado Clutch into a pin. JFDC was furious and told Boar & Sabar "We are done!"

7) RDV: Aerostar def. Amasis, Johnny Gargano, Wani. Amasis was unable to continue after Frightmare attacked him on the floor. Wani kicked the leg outta Gargano's leg and hit his running neckbreaker to eliminate him. Wani was last gone after a slingshot double knee to the back from Aerostar.

8) KOT: Team Sendai Girls def. The Colony after Chisako tapped Silver to a cross armbreaker, reversing out of a kneebar. Excellent match and Sendai worked Silver's bad arm heavily.

Night 3:
1) KOT: Team Sendai Girls def. Warriors Three when Satomura tapped Kimberlee to a cross armbreaker.

2) KOT: Team JWP def. HeXed Men via Excesivo de Castigo DQ when the HeXed Men hit Nakamori with all their finishers but kept pulling her up instead of pinning her.

3) Mark Angelosetti def. Arik Cannon with the Flea Flicker Codebreaker and the Colossal Bomb.

4) Tag Team Gauntlet: Teams in order-- Dev Corp, N_R_G, Big Deal Security, Gentleman's Club, Cornelius Crummels & Sonny Defarge, Los Ice Creams, Dez Peloton, Hermit Crab & Rock Lobster, Bloc Party, D-X Blaster & Flex out first, but then Sidney Bakabella came out, saying "We need to talk." He says they used to be his guys, they won King of Trios, they won the Campeonatos de Parejas, and now you're the first team out for the Tag Team Gauntlet? What happened to you? He says they started listening to the fans instead of to themselves, and threw his toupee at them, saying they got weak. Max Smashmaster snuck in behind Bakabella, then stood alongside Blaster and Flex, before turning on Blaster, dropping him with a Tombstone while Flex screamed at him. Bakabella and Max left, and then N_R_G came out to capitalize...

1st elimination: Dev Corp off Max's Tombstone. (This got N_R_G some major boos.)
2nd elimination: N_R_G off the Deal Breaker.
3rd elimination: Big Deal Security off a wet willy. Yes, you read that correctly.
4th elimination: Sea Stars off the Freshly Squeezed Orange Mist. Gulak was trapped in a fishing net.
5th elimination: Gentleman's Club after the Great Expectations.
6th elimination: Los Ice Creams after (botched) Great Expectations.
7th elimination: Crummels & Defarge after a double-team double-wrist-clutch German Suplex.
8th elimination: Crab People after Lobster whiffed on a moonsault.
9th elimination: Dez Peloton after an X-Factor.
10th elimination: Bloc Party after an elevated X-Factor.

After the match, D-X kept attacking the Bloc Party, with Gunn hitting the Rocker Dropper on both, and telling them to "suck it." Fans chanted "You can't say that!" X-Pac explains he forgot to tell Gunn that this is a family-friendly show. Gunn apologizes and puts over Chikara as a lot of fun. X-Pac says he passed up the Misfits reunion for this. Gunn says he passed up Movie Night with his wife, "and that's real heat." Good ovation for them both.

Intermission. Gulak was still trapped in the fishing net at his merch table.

5) Lucas Calhoun def. Chuck TaylorTM after a karate punch and an overhand chop to the chest. Taylor was unimpressed with Calhoun's karate and kept running his mouth on the microphone, so Calhoun took him outside and chopped the hell out of him, then started a conga line of fans and others to take turns chopping Taylor. Notables in the conga line include several children Leonard F. Chikarason, Joey Styles, Moustache Mountain, Yolanda from the merch table ("He owes me $5!"), and a baby. Taylor begged off and started singing "Say My Name" in tribute to Beyonce, and proposed forming a team with Calhoun. It was a trick, and he tried to attack Calhoun with the microphone, but Calhoun threw him across the ring and then finished him off.

6) Rey de Voladores Finals: Aerostar def. Tony Nese. Frightmare was announced as unable to compete as the doctor would not clear him. No explanation was given. Match therefore had surprisingly little heat to it, but they still wrestled a hell of a match.

7) King of Trios Finals: Team Sendai Girls def. Team JWP to become Queen of Trios. One hell of a match and joshi as Cena. Satomura finally managed to hit a Death Valley Bomb on Katsu to win the match.
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Re: CHIKARA King of Trios 2016 Night 1 2 3 FULL Results

Post by Big Red Machine » Sep 6th, '16, 11:08

On their route to victory, the two JOSHI teams beat FIVE established CHIKARA Trios, plus a sixth team of established CHIKARA regulars, all of whom have held championships in the past year. LOL.
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Re: CHIKARA King of Trios 2016 Night 1 2 3 FULL Results

Post by cero2k » Sep 6th, '16, 11:37

Big Red Machine wrote:On their route to victory, the two JOSHI teams beat FIVE established CHIKARA Trios, plus a sixth team of established CHIKARA regulars, all of whom have held championships in the past year. LOL.
not to mention the runner ups were only there because Hexed got themselves DQd
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