In the midst of Dusty Rhodes passing and more recently Roddy Piper, favorite quotes of those guys?


mine are, Piper: you don't throw rocks at a man holding a machine gun.

Dusty: i have wined and dined with kings and queens and i've slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans.


And lastly who is your favorite wrestler of the 2?

It's almost impossible to beat that Piper line.

C'mon

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubble gum"



From dusty, there's one that says "Ric Flair, the stratosphere is reserved for you and me "
I always thought that was amazing. As per favorite, Piper hands down

I can't believe no one has mentioned Austin's famous "you put an S in front of Hitman" line (I was really hoping TNA would have James Storm go back to that one at some point after Roode turned on hit ["you put an SH in front of It Factor"]).

I think the best, though, has to be Austin Aries' responding to being heckled by a female fan by saying "If I wanted you to open your mouth, I'd have dropped my pants."

Big Red Machine wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned Austin's famous "you put an S in front of Hitman" line (I was really hoping TNA would have James Storm go back to that one at some point after Roode turned on hit ["you put an SH in front of It Factor"]).

I think the best, though, has to be Austin Aries' responding to being heckled by a female fan by saying "If I wanted you to open your mouth, I'd have dropped my pants."

I remember the Austin one!! In your house 10?


Personally like The Rock's from Royal Rumble 1998 (I think) when he says -

"Everybody wants to know what The Rock thinks bout President Clinton and Paula Jones. Hey Prez if you lay down with a dog your gonna wake up with fleas" :))

Big Bad Booty Daddy wrote:

Big Red Machine wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned Austin's famous "you put an S in front of Hitman" line (I was really hoping TNA would have James Storm go back to that one at some point after Roode turned on hit ["you put an SH in front of It Factor"]).

I think the best, though, has to be Austin Aries' responding to being heckled by a female fan by saying "If I wanted you to open your mouth, I'd have dropped my pants."

I remember the Austin one!! In your house 10?

It's whichever one Mind Games was. That was just a completely "on" day for Austin. He and Owen were both utterly fantastic in their segment ripping on Bret.

April Hunter on Twitter yesterday:

Breast implants are like pro wrestling. Everyone knows they're fake, but we're entertained all the same

Big Red Machine wrote:April Hunter on Twitter yesterday:

Breast implants are like pro wrestling. Everyone knows they're fake, but we're entertained all the same

Hey-did you feel that?

I just kicked your leg outta your leg!

Kicked your leg out from under your leg!

"To be the man you've gotta beat the man!

Also (I think this was during the build-up to one of his matches with the Gracies), Shinsuke Nakamura once claimed to have a black belt in pro wrestling.

Who remembers single lines? Who remembers yesterday?

KILLdozer wrote:Who remembers single lines? Who remembers yesterday?

When they're great? Everyone.

KILLdozer wrote:Who remembers single lines? Who remembers yesterday?

you need to eat more pineapple, it's good for the memory

Ah fuck pineapple. I heard it's the strongest most poignant smell in the World.

"That's the bottom lines, because Santino Marella say it be so! "

"If anyone disagrees, I'll open up a can of the ass-whip, stomp a mudpie, eat some low fat frozen yogurt, and that's the bottom lines because Stone Cold Steve Austin say it be so."

"FEED! ME! MORE!"

KILLdozer wrote:"If anyone disagrees, I'll open up a can of the ass-whip, stomp a mudpie, eat some low fat frozen yogurt, and that's the bottom lines because Stone Cold Steve Austin say it be so."

This was worth quoting. Do you remember that time Santino Marella imitated Stone Cold?

I don't think I've said this yet before and idk how either:

"Earl Hebner didn't screw Bret Hart. Shawn Michaels didn't screw Bret Hart. Vince McMahon didn't screw Bret Hart. Bret Hart, screwed Bret Hart.

Bret, screwed Bret."

KILLdozer wrote:I don't think I've said this yet before and idk how either:

"Earl Hebner didn't screw Bret Hart. Shawn Michaels didn't screw Bret Hart. Vince McMahon didn't screw Bret Hart. Bret Hart, screwed Bret Hart.

Bret, screwed Bret."

this one right here, hell of a quote.