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Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by Big Red Machine » Mar 31st, '12, 22:47

"I don't want to see another orgasm here" - Nigel McGuinness (ROH Showdown In The Sun, Day 2)
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Post by e-moose » Apr 1st, '12, 04:17

Big Red Machine wrote:"I don't want to see another orgasm here" - Nigel McGuinness (ROH Showdown In The Sun, Day 2)
=)) Now there's a WTF moment! So is there any explanation behind him saying that?

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Post by Big Red Machine » Apr 1st, '12, 09:00

e-moose wrote:
Big Red Machine wrote:"I don't want to see another orgasm here" - Nigel McGuinness (ROH Showdown In The Sun, Day 2)
=)) Now there's a WTF moment! So is there any explanation behind him saying that?
Basically, ROH has been running an angle in which Steve Corino and Jimmy Jacobs have been (using their own term) "sober" from being evil. This has caused Kevin Steen to lose all respect for his former mentor, Corino, so he has been trying to knock them off the wagon. Against Corino's advice, Jacobs challenged Steen to a No DQ's match, and during the match, Jacobs pulled out his trademark railroad spike and stabbed Steen in the head with it. Then Jacobs kind of froze up with this look on his face that said "what did I just do?!"

At one of the next shows, Jacobs came out and said (something along the lines of) "I didn't freeze up because I was sad about what I did. I froze up when I stabbed Kevin Steen because I had been celibate for a year and just had my first orgasm."
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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by Lynas » Apr 1st, '12, 10:45

"CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD!" - Jim Ross

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Post by RedSon » Apr 17th, '12, 11:50

"He's gonna pin him near the commode!!"
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Post by Big Bad Booty Daddy » Apr 18th, '12, 12:44

Lynas wrote:"CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD!" - Jim Ross

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Post by Big Red Machine » May 5th, '12, 20:45

"NOSTRIL WARFARE!"- Dave Prazak at ROH Richards vs. Daniels
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Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 18th, '12, 23:47

Don West at Slammiversary 2005:
"He just performed a vasectomy right in the middle of the ring"
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Post by Big Red Machine » Mar 17th, '13, 10:17

Gabe: I don't know if those shoes are legal
Prazak: But they sure are tasty
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Post by KILLdozer » Mar 17th, '13, 21:56

"Come at me bro."

King from Raw that time Ryback was waiting to fight with someone, I think it was...Really not sure...All I know is it was a face awaiting a heel to attack them.
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Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 4th, '13, 21:40

"It's never too early in the evening for a decapitation"- Mike Quackenbush, from CHIKARA Bruised
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Post by Big Red Machine » Dec 19th, '13, 16:21

"Now I would stick my thumb in his anus, but that's just me."

Steve Corino from ROH Pursuit: Night 1, when R.D. Evans locked Hakeem Zain in an abdominal stretch.
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Post by Big Red Machine » Dec 21st, '13, 20:45

"I know what to do with my nuts"- Nigel McGuinness, ROH Final Battle 2013
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Post by Big Red Machine » Dec 24th, '13, 18:33

"ARREST THAT SANTA!"
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Post by Big Red Machine » Jul 29th, '14, 15:35

"THEY MOLESTED THE BULL!"
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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by cero2k » Jul 29th, '14, 15:59

just looking at these, why was 'Anal Bleeding' not mentioned before?
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Post by Big Red Machine » Jul 29th, '14, 16:03

cero2k wrote:just looking at these, why was 'Anal Bleeding' not mentioned before?
Well... it got mentioned now.
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Re: Quotes You NEVER Thought You'd Hear on a Wrestling Show

Post by WrestlingJoker » Jul 29th, '14, 17:45

The Undertaker's streak has been beaten.

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Post by Big Red Machine » Aug 9th, '14, 16:52

cero2k wrote:just looking at these, why was 'Anal Bleeding' not mentioned before?
To go along with this one, I'm watching ROH Summer Heat Tour: Cincinnati, and Steve Corino just said "his hemorrhoids are sticking out of the bottom of his trunks there."
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Post by Bulletclubfan2014 » Aug 15th, '14, 11:56

Kevin Steen on commentary at PWG All Star Weekend 8 Night 2
(Talkking of Tozawa) " I've taught him how to curse several sexual techniqus and my favorite porn site Americanzoos.org"
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