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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Apr 27th, '18, 14:35

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Apr 30th, '18, 11:46

not sure if funny or to create a 'sad wrestling topic'
On today's WOR Dave reported that the Saudi prince who wanted the GRR asked Vince McMahon for some key wrestlers to appear on the show, among them the Undertaker, the Ultimate Warrior and Yokozuna. So apparently they decided to get at least a guy that looks like Yokozuna on the show.
The Saudi prince apparently also asked for Jerry Lawler aka "the guy with the crown" and JR aka "the guy with the black hat" to be on the show, since he liked them.

can we now agree that the Prince hired WWE to his personal party like I would hire a magician and a clown for a birthday party?

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Apr 30th, '18, 12:11

cero2k wrote:
Apr 30th, '18, 11:46
not sure if funny or to create a 'sad wrestling topic'
On today's WOR Dave reported that the Saudi prince who wanted the GRR asked Vince McMahon for some key wrestlers to appear on the show, among them the Undertaker, the Ultimate Warrior and Yokozuna. So apparently they decided to get at least a guy that looks like Yokozuna on the show.
The Saudi prince apparently also asked for Jerry Lawler aka "the guy with the crown" and JR aka "the guy with the black hat" to be on the show, since he liked them.

can we now agree that the Prince hired WWE to his personal party like I would hire a magician and a clown for a birthday party?
And what a waste, too. If I were paying WWE twenty million dollars for a show, I'm going to book the damn thing myself:
Alexa wins her belt back
Dragon vs. Nakamura
Roddy vs. AJ
Brock vs. Joe
Gulak vs. O'Reilly
Drew McIntyre vs. Adam Cole (w/his Uncle Michael)
Asuka vs. Nattie
Owens & Zayn vs. Seth & Roman
Braun & Lashley vs. AOP
Bludgeon Brothers vs. Gallows & Anderson (No DQs)
Balor vs. Orton vs. Roode vs. Jeff Hardy
Charlotte vs. Sasha vs. Becky vs. Kairi
Usos vs. Revival
Angle vs. Gable
Pete Dunne vs. Hideo Itami
Jericho vs. Rusev
Kane & Taker squash Aiden English, Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas, Heath Slater, Matt Hardy, Bray Wyatt, Fandango Curt Hawkins, Tye Dillinger, Eric Young, & Byron Saxton in a "Losing Team Must Retire Forever And Never Be Seen Or Heard From On WWE TV Again Match


This prince fellow did not get much bang for his buck.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Apr 30th, '18, 12:30

Big Red Machine wrote:
Apr 30th, '18, 12:11

And what a waste, too. If I were paying WWE twenty million dollars for a show, I'm going to book the damn thing myself:
Alexa wins her belt back
Dragon vs. Nakamura
Roddy vs. AJ
Brock vs. Joe
Gulak vs. O'Reilly
Drew McIntyre vs. Adam Cole (w/his Uncle Michael)
Asuka vs. Nattie
Owens & Zayn vs. Seth & Roman
Braun & Lashley vs. AOP
Bludgeon Brothers vs. Gallows & Anderson (No DQs)
Balor vs. Orton vs. Roode vs. Jeff Hardy
Charlotte vs. Sasha vs. Becky vs. Kairi
Usos vs. Revival
Angle vs. Gable
Pete Dunne vs. Hideo Itami
Jericho vs. Rusev
Kane & Taker squash Aiden English, Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas, Heath Slater, Matt Hardy, Bray Wyatt, Fandango Curt Hawkins, Tye Dillinger, Eric Young, & Byron Saxton in a "Losing Team Must Retire Forever And Never Be Seen Or Heard From On WWE TV Again Match


This prince fellow did not get much bang for his buck.
let me fix that for you. remember, no women allowed

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Apr 30th, '18, 13:00

cero2k wrote:
Apr 30th, '18, 12:30
Big Red Machine wrote:
Apr 30th, '18, 12:11

And what a waste, too. If I were paying WWE twenty million dollars for a show, I'm going to book the damn thing myself:
Alexa wins her belt back
Dragon vs. Nakamura
Roddy vs. AJ
Brock vs. Joe
Gulak vs. O'Reilly
Drew McIntyre vs. Adam Cole (w/his Uncle Michael)
Asuka vs. Nattie
Owens & Zayn vs. Seth & Roman
Braun & Lashley vs. AOP
Bludgeon Brothers vs. Gallows & Anderson (No DQs)
Balor vs. Orton vs. Roode vs. Jeff Hardy
Charlotte vs. Sasha vs. Becky vs. Kairi
Usos vs. Revival
Angle vs. Gable
Pete Dunne vs. Hideo Itami
Jericho vs. Rusev
Kane & Taker squash Aiden English, Curtis Axel, Bo Dallas, Heath Slater, Matt Hardy, Bray Wyatt, Fandango Curt Hawkins, Tye Dillinger, Eric Young, & Byron Saxton in a "Losing Team Must Retire Forever And Never Be Seen Or Heard From On WWE TV Again Match


This prince fellow did not get much bang for his buck.
let me fix that for you. remember, no women allowed
I'm saying if I was the one paying Vince that much money for a hypothetical sold show.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Apr 30th, '18, 14:08

No one wants to see Kane and the Undertaker anymore.
When they come, they'll come at what you love.

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Apr 30th, '18, 14:54

In that case though, add Tom Phillips and Michael Cole to that list as well.

"Oh mama Mia and whatever random pop culture reference" Mauro Ranallo is getting there as well.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Apr 30th, '18, 22:42




I DEMAND vignettes of Lance Storm failing to have fun at Disney World!
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » May 3rd, '18, 18:59

It just occurred to me that there is an alternate universe out there in which CHIKARA is an adults-only promotion and Quackenbush brought in The Sandman and Yujiro to team with Godfather for King of Trios.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » May 16th, '18, 09:15

I'm watching Super Strong Style 16: Day 2, and one of the announcers just said "Keith Lee's not human; he's like a kaiju."
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » May 28th, '18, 17:52

Mostly for the visual in the final panel, in which AJ Styles is headbutted in the groin by a puppy.

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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