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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jul 20th, '17, 00:23

WrestlingJoker wrote:
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That sentence would also be completely believable if you switched out "black woman" for "white woman" and "Kurt Angle" for "Shelton Benjamin."


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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jul 20th, '17, 10:56

It occurred to me this morning that BAYLEY is using a finisher that was last used by SHANE DOUGLAS.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Jul 20th, '17, 11:43

Big Red Machine wrote:
Jul 20th, '17, 10:56
It occurred to me this morning that BAYLEY is using a finisher that was last used by SHANE DOUGLAS.
Shane Douglas has probably kissed more men than Bayley has
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jul 23rd, '17, 19:29

The Wikipedia page for Great Balls of Fire currently claims that
Whilst backstage personnel and emergency services attended to Strowman, Heath Slater defeated Curt Hawkins in an impromptu match off-screen, after executing a 450 Splash off the titantron and a Canadian Destroyer on the ring apron.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Jul 24th, '17, 21:20

Big Red Machine wrote:
Jul 23rd, '17, 19:29
The Wikipedia page for Great Balls of Fire currently claims that
Whilst backstage personnel and emergency services attended to Strowman, Heath Slater defeated Curt Hawkins in an impromptu match off-screen, after executing a 450 Splash off the titantron and a Canadian Destroyer on the ring apron.
They must've have really wanted to entertain and distract the crowd lol.

I almost believe it, Slater and that top rope Powerslam on Miz weeks back ...
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Jul 27th, '17, 11:20

I found Cobra Moon's father

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jul 27th, '17, 11:30

cero2k wrote:
Jul 27th, '17, 11:20
I found Cobra Moon's father

Dammit, Cero! Now I'm going to be extremely disappointed if this doesn't become canon.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Aug 2nd, '17, 20:59

Christian tells an excellent rib story:

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Aug 3rd, '17, 07:46

I guess they're 205 Live feud is over so I'll never get to make this joke I've been saving up in an appropriate place, so I'll just have to make it here:

Latest rumors are that WWE is planning celebrity involvement for the Cruiserweight Title match at WrestleMania, with the plans currently calling for Drew Gulak (w/BRM) vs. Mustafa Ali (w/Cero).
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Aug 3rd, '17, 08:07

Big Red Machine wrote:
Aug 3rd, '17, 07:46
I guess they're 205 Live feud is over so I'll never get to make this joke I've been saving up in an appropriate place, so I'll just have to make it here:

Latest rumors are that WWE is planning celebrity involvement for the Cruiserweight Title match at WrestleMania, with the plans currently calling for Drew Gulak (w/BRM) vs. Mustafa Ali (w/Cero).
dang it, i don't even like Mustafa Ali
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Aug 3rd, '17, 08:45

cero2k wrote:
Aug 3rd, '17, 08:07
Big Red Machine wrote:
Aug 3rd, '17, 07:46
I guess they're 205 Live feud is over so I'll never get to make this joke I've been saving up in an appropriate place, so I'll just have to make it here:

Latest rumors are that WWE is planning celebrity involvement for the Cruiserweight Title match at WrestleMania, with the plans currently calling for Drew Gulak (w/BRM) vs. Mustafa Ali (w/Cero).
dang it, i don't even like Mustafa Ali

Well it would have been less funny if I said "The Young Bucks (w/Cero) vs. Drew Gulak & 2010 TNA Heel Doug Williams (w/BRM)" so you'll have to live with it.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Aug 3rd, '17, 22:44

Chyna outwrestling Tanahashi
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Aug 3rd, '17, 22:49

cero2k wrote:
Aug 3rd, '17, 22:44
Chyna outwrestling Tanahashi
Hidden text.
you thought i was joking, right?

Meh. Not really a surprise. That jobber lost to The Great Khali when he had three other guys on his team.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Aug 8th, '17, 21:23

Esteban el Boricua wrote:What does it say about Lex Luger that his best character work was as a narcissist, and as a guy who was a two-faced heel around everyone but Sting?
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Aug 10th, '17, 18:04

My new theory as to what is going on in this never-ending Breezango thing is that they have no plans for who will be revealed to be behind the assaults and vandalism because what actually happens is that Lance Storm sneaks into the building every week and shoot beats them up and destroys their dumb office set in the hopes that it will stop WWE from putting comedy dorks on TV but instead Creative just writes it into the show because Breezango are too injured to work after Lance applies his shoot Calgary Crabs to them (they don't know it's him because he wears a mask when he attacks them, and none of them have ever heard of The Ideal Canadian).
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Aug 10th, '17, 19:40

Big Red Machine wrote:
Aug 10th, '17, 18:04
My new theory as to what is going on in this never-ending Breezango thing is that they have no plans for who will be revealed to be behind the assaults and vandalism because what actually happens is that Lance Storm sneaks into the building every week and shoot beats them up and destroys their dumb office set in the hopes that it will stop WWE from putting comedy dorks on TV but instead Creative just writes it into the show because Breezango are too injured to work after Lance applies his shoot Calgary Crabs to them (they don't know it's him because he wears a mask when he attacks them, and none of them have ever heard of The Ideal Canadian).
so if he's doing something for this former student Breeze, why doesn't he help Emma too?
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Aug 10th, '17, 20:06

cero2k wrote:
Aug 10th, '17, 19:40
Big Red Machine wrote:
Aug 10th, '17, 18:04
My new theory as to what is going on in this never-ending Breezango thing is that they have no plans for who will be revealed to be behind the assaults and vandalism because what actually happens is that Lance Storm sneaks into the building every week and shoot beats them up and destroys their dumb office set in the hopes that it will stop WWE from putting comedy dorks on TV but instead Creative just writes it into the show because Breezango are too injured to work after Lance applies his shoot Calgary Crabs to them (they don't know it's him because he wears a mask when he attacks them, and none of them have ever heard of The Ideal Canadian).
so if he's doing something for this former student Breeze, why doesn't he help Emma too?
Because she is still a serious wrestler. He's not trying to help Breee. He's angry that Breeze is a comedy dork so he is trying to take him out.
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