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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » May 28th, '17, 11:05

Les Thatcher announced that BJ Whitmer and Kelly Klein are getting married in July, and that he and KEVIN SULLIVAN will be in the wedding party. Kevin Sullivan at a wedding. That's a mental image that just doesn't compute.


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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » May 28th, '17, 13:22

Big Red Machine wrote:
May 28th, '17, 11:05
Les Thatcher announced that BJ Whitmer and Kelly Klein are getting married in July, and that he and KEVIN SULLIVAN will be in the wedding party. Kevin Sullivan at a wedding. That's a mental image that just doesn't compute.
Satanists have weddings too! and I'm sure he was at the Nancy/Benoit wedding, he probably booked it himself
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » May 31st, '17, 16:55

surreal, but Eric Van Wagenen producer of Lucha Underground just name dropped me on a podcast. He remembers me for talking spanish.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by kirbs2002 » Jun 3rd, '17, 16:48

I guess this belongs?
Reality TV is faker than "fake" wrestling!

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 5th, '17, 20:26

Jericho's full list of 1,004 holds:

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 6th, '17, 08:03

Randy Orton has AMAZING timing:

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Jun 6th, '17, 20:19

... I've never heard of him having a son.

The daughter, Allanah, yeah , because she's on his arm.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Jun 6th, '17, 23:35

KILLdozer wrote:
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... I've never heard of him having a son.

The daughter, Allanah, yeah , because she's on his arm.
4 sons, 1 daughter. 2 different marriages i think, not sure if all sons are his
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Jun 7th, '17, 11:58

Himoru Takahashi making Naito corpse for an hour during an interview

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 9th, '17, 09:56

A post about the ROH World Title match at BITW that is "sad but true" on many different levels:
supersonic wrote:You know ROH is no longer en vogue when VoW wants Cody to win here so that he curtails his NJPW bookings.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Jun 9th, '17, 10:02

Big Red Machine wrote:
Jun 9th, '17, 09:56
A post about the ROH World Title match at BITW that is "sad but true" on many different levels:
supersonic wrote:You know ROH is no longer en vogue when VoW wants Cody to win here so that he curtails his NJPW bookings.
haha i'm seriously been really 50/50 on him being in G1. I wanna see what he can do against the greats, but it's still Cody matches every day
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 9th, '17, 10:08

cero2k wrote:
Jun 9th, '17, 10:02
Big Red Machine wrote:
Jun 9th, '17, 09:56
A post about the ROH World Title match at BITW that is "sad but true" on many different levels:
supersonic wrote:You know ROH is no longer en vogue when VoW wants Cody to win here so that he curtails his NJPW bookings.
haha i'm seriously been really 50/50 on him being in G1. I wanna see what he can do against the greats, but it's still Cody matches every day
I think I'll enjoy him because he'll be a "change of pace" match on each show, which the G1 often badly needs. There's only so many times you can see a bunch of Japanese guys a few Tongans two Canadians hit each other in the face really hard. He'll be like his block's Yano, except not stupid, and his presence will actually be justifiable for a reason that's not "but we want to have a lot of guys in our tournament."
G1 is actually going to get quite the shake-up from the usual this year, with Shibata, Honma, and Tenzan all being out.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 11th, '17, 00:15

I secretly hope that Matt Riddle's middle name is Normolovo so that his name can be an anagram for "I am not Lord Voldemort."
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 11th, '17, 15:00

How has no one booked the Young Bucks in a match against Razor Ramon HG?
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Jun 13th, '17, 00:36

Big Red Machine wrote:
Jun 11th, '17, 00:15
I secretly hope that Matt Riddle's middle name is Normolovo so that his name can be an anagram for "I am not Lord Voldemort."
*Throws Brm in the trash.*
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Jun 14th, '17, 15:27

KILLdozer wrote:
Jun 13th, '17, 00:36
Big Red Machine wrote:
Jun 11th, '17, 00:15
I secretly hope that Matt Riddle's middle name is Normolovo so that his name can be an anagram for "I am not Lord Voldemort."
*Throws Brm in the trash.*
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 14th, '17, 21:40

Filthy Tom just referred to Corbin as looking like "a middle-aged vampire."
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by KILLdozer » Jun 15th, '17, 09:45

Big Red Machine wrote:
Jun 14th, '17, 21:40
Filthy Tom just referred to Corbin as looking like "a middle-aged vampire."
He looks like something alright, and it's not what they want him to.

That hairline has gotten a lot worse already lol.

He should do like a black bandana or just keep the hat on... could he grow a goatee?

Lol because that crap is not working
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