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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jan 31st, '18, 15:38

cero2k wrote:
Jan 31st, '18, 13:46
Big Red Machine wrote:
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Did you hear about Trent Seven?
no, what happened?
At least weekend's PROGRESS show:
Dave Meltzer wrote:A funny deal at the show is that Trent Seven in his match was doing comedy about wanting to hurry up so he could catch his flight to the U.S. and be in the Rumble. Of course he wasn't scheduled, but he did that all night, including after his match, wheeling out his suitcase and rushing out in front of the people like he was rushing out. He later came back in five minutes later looking sad and said he had missed his uber.


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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 8th, '18, 12:24

Lance Storm referred to Fala Bahh as "Yokozuna-cito."
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Feb 8th, '18, 12:37

Big Red Machine wrote:
Feb 8th, '18, 12:24
Lance Storm referred to Fala Bahh as "Yokozuna-cito."
i've refer to him as similar to Yokozuna too, we're on to something

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Feb 12th, '18, 12:21



not sure if funny or awesome. Im leaning on awesome

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » Feb 18th, '18, 07:09

Big Red Machine wrote:
Feb 17th, '18, 21:16
I laughed a little harder than I'd like to admit...
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Feb 20th, '18, 08:27

On last week's Killing The Town we heard Lance Storm explain that the Mae Young pregnancy angle was never supposed to be an actual pregnancy and that the real joke- the fact that the very first vibrators were shaped like hands because it was considered to vulgar to sell something that looked like a penis, and thus the joke is that Mae merely thought she was pregnant and what she "gave birth" to was a very old vibrator that she had, um.. gone to town on herself a little to vigorously with- and it was finally now dislodged- went over everyone's heads because they didn't realize that old vibrators were shaped like hands.
I have posted this in the Funny Wrestling Topic because the person explaining this was LANCE STORM and thus it's entirely possible that he's bullsh*tting us with his excellent deadpan and yet also entirely possible that he is telling the truth. I'm too afraid to do the research to verify Lance's claims.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Feb 21st, '18, 21:13

I usually don't like KayfabeNews, but this made me chuckle

https://www.kayfabenews.com/wwe-replace ... aran-wrap/

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Bossman got distracted by something unexpected.

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Mar 5th, '18, 16:21

I just heard Hagadorn on the Honorable Mention podcast tell a story about a fan who was causing problems during a show (including hitting Roderick Strong). After the show, two members of the ROH crew managed to land punches on the guy:
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Samoa Joe
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Gabe
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Mar 6th, '18, 08:55

Big Red Machine wrote:
Mar 5th, '18, 16:21
I just heard Hagadorn on the Honorable Mention podcast tell a story about a fan who was causing problems during a show (including hitting Roderick Strong). After the show, two members of the ROH crew managed to land punches on the guy:
Hidden text.
Samoa Joe
and
Hidden text.
Gabe
what show was this and how the hell did Gabe manage it?

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Mar 6th, '18, 12:47

cero2k wrote:
Mar 6th, '18, 08:55
Big Red Machine wrote:
Mar 5th, '18, 16:21
I just heard Hagadorn on the Honorable Mention podcast tell a story about a fan who was causing problems during a show (including hitting Roderick Strong). After the show, two members of the ROH crew managed to land punches on the guy:
Hidden text.
Samoa Joe
and
Hidden text.
Gabe
what show was this and how the hell did Gabe manage it?
Dragon Gate Invasion, and I'm not sure.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Mar 6th, '18, 13:55

Big Red Machine wrote:
Mar 6th, '18, 12:47

Dragon Gate Invasion, and I'm not sure.
just realized that you said 'after the show' so god knows if there was some dark match shtick when it happened. I was confused at first since Joe had a match prior to Roddy, so it be really ballsy for the fan to attack Roddy after Joe has already taken a shot at you

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Mar 6th, '18, 20:06

jpiv • 14 hours ago

i'm holding out for cena dragging Neville kicking and screaming down the ramp to challenge the bar for the tag titles as Neville is yelling "Ah don't WANT to be in a tag title match" and cena yelling back "but without this I have no path to wrestlemania dammit!"
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