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Post by Big Red Machine » Sep 5th, '22, 16:51

EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW of the coverage of the Punk & Ace vs. Kenny & Bucks fight from this coming week's Observer:

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This was a heck of a brawl, though it was over pretty quickly. Lot going for the eyes. Punk tried to lock submissions in as quickly as he could but the Bucks avoided them. Ace threw a chair at Jackson's head. ******1/4
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Post by Big Red Machine » Sep 11th, '22, 16:41

Per Wrestling Inc., fans have left the following reviews of Mindy's Muffins:
“Enough sugar and carbs to call out everyone you hate in the Media Scrum. But then again who cares what the media says?! Pudding and Burger is definitely terrific. Go to Mindy's everyone.”
“Great bakery. The real consequences of eating their tasty muffins actually start after a few minutes when your coworkers wanna meet you and find out how tasty were these muffins. They even led to one coworker save a DOG ! Recommended 10/10 especially if you are in a media scrum.”
“Even though I have a joint bank account with my mother, I go to this place every day except of course Monday and Tuesday. I have every receipt. I have every invoice.”
“I have never been to Mindy's Bakery gives me a reason to go to Chicago and talk to the cashiers about colleagues not taking any veteran advice.”
“Look in my eyes, what do you see? Two muffins with moist consistency.”
“My buddy Ace visited here after failing to eat Kenneth Omega. Awesome muffins.”
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Post by Big Red Machine » Oct 29th, '22, 20:31

Ted Dibiase on Virgil:
“I saw him [Virgil] at an autograph signing. I can’t remember where because I do so many of ‘em and we had a good little chat, little worried about him because he doesn’t look real healthy and he just told me, without getting into any detail that he was having some health issues so, you know, I’m gonna try to reach out to him a little more because… I don’t know. It’s hard to explain. He’s a pretty complicated guy.”
And I cannot help but picture Ted going to Virgil and asking him if he needs money for his medical bills, and then finding menial tasks for him to do.
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Post by Big Red Machine » Oct 29th, '22, 20:33

Hold #712: ARM BAR!

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Nov 12th, '22, 19:08

When you order Max The Impaler on Wish




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Post by Big Red Machine » Nov 12th, '22, 23:22

cero2k wrote: Nov 12th, '22, 19:08 When you order Max The Impaler on Wish




The camera angle actually made Logan look as tall as Max for a second.
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