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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » May 29th, '18, 20:03

You know, when falsely accused of anything, you really only have two options. You can quietly settle things, defamation of character and whatnot, and let your character redeem itself. Or, the logical thing, make a rap video for Worldstar Hip Hop of yourself dragging a coffin around the desert with a dune buggy.

I'm sorry, but if you DON'T make a rap video for Worldstar Hip Hop of yourself dragging a coffin around the desert with a dune buggy, can you really call yourself innocent? There's only ONE WAY to let the people know, beyond a shadow of doubt, that the claims made against you were untrue. You didn't slip through the system with a crack team of lawyers or a pricey settlement, no. You'd NEVER treat a woman that way, you are a man of integrity, and the ONLY way to get this point across is to have somebody film you dragging a coffin around the desert in a dune buggy for a tasteful, credible media source such as Worldstar Hip Hop. Honestly, if there's a better way to let the people know you're innocent then let me know because this, if you ask me, is how you do it. When you gripped your consensual penis at the end and declared yourself Entertainment's Hottest Free Agent (which was a brilliant rhyme), I knew you were gonna be just fine.

Hats off to you, Enzo, for getting this right.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » May 29th, '18, 21:06

slow clap Bob-O, slow clap

I'll remember your post more than I will ever remember Enzo rapping on a fat smark
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » May 31st, '18, 13:35

Kyle O'Reilly...

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"You know what the best part of Summerslam is gonna be? When I beat you, and then on SmackDown Live, you come out to the world and you say AJ Styles is better than me. And if you don't, John, you're a liar... And if you do, you're a loser"

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 4th, '18, 08:49

James Hornsby wrote: Win or lose, I hope Kane’s part in CM Punk’s Royal Rumble story as the “big man without a shirt” who put Punk through a table after he was concussed leads to a new slogan for Glenn Jacobs’ mayoral campaign: “Glenn Jacobs- Easy on Communities, Tough on Punks.”
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Jun 4th, '18, 09:08

Big Red Machine wrote:
Jun 4th, '18, 08:49
James Hornsby wrote: Win or lose, I hope Kane’s part in CM Punk’s Royal Rumble story as the “big man without a shirt” who put Punk through a table after he was concussed leads to a new slogan for Glenn Jacobs’ mayoral campaign: “Glenn Jacobs- Easy on Communities, Tough on Punks.”
I still think that talking about wrestling angles and spots under oath is the greatest thing ever.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 4th, '18, 09:16

cero2k wrote:
Jun 4th, '18, 09:08
Big Red Machine wrote:
Jun 4th, '18, 08:49
James Hornsby wrote: Win or lose, I hope Kane’s part in CM Punk’s Royal Rumble story as the “big man without a shirt” who put Punk through a table after he was concussed leads to a new slogan for Glenn Jacobs’ mayoral campaign: “Glenn Jacobs- Easy on Communities, Tough on Punks.”
I still think that talking about wrestling angles and spots under oath is the greatest thing ever.
It's not the talking about angles and spots under oath that is great to me so much as the wrestling to English translations being given to the jury.
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » Jun 13th, '18, 13:07

Tale of the Tape: Zayn vs Lashley
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by cero2k » Jun 14th, '18, 09:53

NXT Development vs Young Lion
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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 20th, '18, 00:20

Hold #712: ARM BAR!

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 20th, '18, 00:34

An utterly HORRENDOUS Thrillseekers promo:

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Bob-O » Jun 23rd, '18, 14:27

Pre DX Shawn I think is my favorite Shawn...

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Re: The Funny Wrestling Topic

Post by Big Red Machine » Jun 24th, '18, 00:41

Hold #712: ARM BAR!

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