(Had to split it into two parts since it was more than 60000 characters) ONE MAN MANY FRIENDS GOING DOWN A ROAD THAT NEVER ENDS SUPER FRIENDS SUPER BROS SUPER HEARTS WITH SUPER SOULS Jagged leaps out of the stage like Rey Mysterio, Zack Sabre Jr., and Kyle O’Reilly have all done in the past. “Wow! Ha ...

“This is 9/11” The 41st of March Year 2024 Cactus Flanders is wearing a suit and tie. He walks over to a door and knocks on it. “It’s your big day, just 30 days ago you were this guy who was sad and depressed. Now you are a man in love,” The door opens and Johnny Buackson steps out and bro-hugs Cactu ...

3 Years Ago! Johnny Buckson walks into a bar. He is wearing a polo shirt. He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a ham and cheese sandwich. The bartender brings him back his ham and cheese sandwich, and Buckson thanks him. He takes a bite and starts chewing it. He takes a bite and starts ...

Dear Diary, GENE BARBECUE, you think you’re better than me? Flip you you’re not. IT’S ME AND MY BEST FRIEND AGAINST YOU. We’re gonna kick your flippin’ ace. Do you want to get shot? Well I’m not gonna do that but I’ll kick your ace hard as flip. Fo’sho. TAKING THE PAST isn’t just a stable name it is ...

8/2/10 (American Style) 11 Bad Things Brain Damage interrupted the pre-show proceedings to cut a promo about Sherman Tank while smashing light tubes over his head. He’s more hardcore than Mick Foley. He was going to smash the final tube onto his head but he decided to save it for Sherman Tank. Green ...

Dear Diary, It’s really cold in here and I have no idea what day it is or anything. A rope binds my arms and I am stuck to this chair. I’m beginning to wonder how I am writing this in the first place but since there is a guy from the future around here somewhere. Well, whatever. I’m a goshdarn sumo w ...

Dear Diary, MY WORLD IS OVER IT HURTS, MY ARM HURTS LIKE HECK! The Rock has given me the rest of the year off to heal up. But after that your world comes to an end. 2024 is the year of THE FUTURE WARRIOR! Love, “The 8000 Time SSAW King of The Universe Warrior Grandslam Mega Murder Mother Flippin’ ...

Dear Diary, I have to face a man who cannot bleed. In a first blood match. Butt. Well it was fun while it lasted, “Bear Skin” John Boy Corbett Dear Diary, I fooled all of you guys, didn’t I? Kyle and I are the smartest guys in all of SSAW, we play mind games and we don’t book Davey Richards in our in ...

Dear Diary, There is just this feeling inside my body. It feels good. I woke up on time today for the first time. I think I have finally found my purpose in this crazy, crazy world and this feeling is the drive. AND I AM GOING TO PUT THE BREAKS ON MY OPPONENTS By that I mean, I will break their ...

Dear Diary, I flippin’ went off on JBC that August night. I was under a lot of pressure, getting my butt kicked to heck and back isn’t really my style, when JBC broke my undefeated streak the first time I fought him, it crushed my guts. Not to long ago, I realized something odd. As a kid I always kne ...

Super Baker’s Dozen Spectacular August 6th, 2023 The Super Special Awesome Dome, Ryan, Oklahoma and broadcasted across the globe, in 200 languages and American dialects “Sign of Wisdom” Zak Zodiac d. “The Arab Destroyer” Gama Singh Jr. via pinfall after hitting Rest In Pieses (Tombstone Piledriver) i ...